Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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