id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I am available for nakedness
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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