He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
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So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
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When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
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