i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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