I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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