i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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