theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
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Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
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It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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