did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
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