Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
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He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
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I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Do you have feelings for this penis?
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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