I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
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You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
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if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
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