i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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