Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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