But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
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I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
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I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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