In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
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It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
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the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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