But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
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This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
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then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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