You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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