have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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