a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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