Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
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You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
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I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
If its not for food we ain't going out.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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