super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Randomize
