i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
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they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
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Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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