I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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