He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
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can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
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Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Well I just put wine in my tea
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
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