i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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