i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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