Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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