Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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