the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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