Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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