Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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