What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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