Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
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I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
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I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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