If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
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you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
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If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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