is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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