I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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