Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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