Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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