69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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