me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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