i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
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You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
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I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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