i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
You made out with two different species that night
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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