the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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