can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
My dick has a subreddit
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Randomize
