dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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