You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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