Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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