about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
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I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
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What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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