i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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