talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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