Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
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There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
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Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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