i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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