sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
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