I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
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Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
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No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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