I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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