hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
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I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
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He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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