can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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